Buck Angel’s Midlife Crisis/ Be A Dolly.
Folks here are some facts —
Intelligence, value, meaningful contributions
Are determined by the appraiser, not the
Maker.
To me, as a volunteer appraiser
That nobody asked for–
I have always thought Buck Angel was kinda dumb.
I also learned about trans men
From him first. I owe him
More than just about anyone.
All this “Buck Angel is a problematic evil Terf bully” stuff
Is kinda like kicking him while he’s down, I mean
Come on ya’ll, he’s
Really dumb. It’s too much sometimes, almost seems
Mean to critique.
Buck Angel is gonna keep living
And he’s gonna keep talking
He’s gonna speak his truth
And he has a right to do so.
How much of a platform he has
Is up to him
And his money, his existing little
Egg of fame— it is up to him
To hatch it, and raise it from here.
Ain’t no chickens of mine.
I don’t lose sleep over his
Shit-covered egg that isn’t being
Kept warm by all this
Hooplah he’s making
Instead of just
Evolving.
Dolly Parton— is one of my idols.
I find her to be inspiring in ways
Few others can compare to.
She evolved and supported and encouraged
And loved all of us as if her career depended on it
All the way from the 60’s
To motherfucking today
She doesn’t smoke, she doesn’t drink, or at least
She didn’t on tour— and she is motivated
By the love she has for her community —
The Tennessee Appalachian community.
She has always know and seen and respected
All the different members of humanity
And I don’t personally think
Many people can compare to her gracefulness.
I’m not saying that
Buck Angel
Should be more like Dolly—
I’m simply stating
An alternative
To what people can do with their fame and money.
Some of them give back
Others take, some
Make stupid decisions
And see their fortunes wane.
IMO
That’s what’s happening to Buck Angel.
Instead of being a Dolly—
He’s waning.
He can no longer be relevant
In a porn industry
With the likes of
Ain’t no fucking way
Is this old fucking tranpa grandpa
Saggy labia and all
Gonna stay relevant somehow
Without making some sort of stink–
The motherfucker is having
A midlife crisis
Because he lost his sexy…!
You think I’m kidding!?!
Fucking think about it for two seconds ya’ll
What was this motherfucker doing before he became
The angriest trans person on the internet….?
Nothing.
Talking to some fucking dickless redneck
Talking about the good ol’ days on
Howard Stern.
The guy has nothing more to offer us
He is not a community
He is not a tranpa, he is just
An old hat that nobody wants to try on.
Nobody needs
This motherfucker’s perspective, that’s why
He has to shout to be heard.
Again–
We all have two choices
You can be a Dolly–
Or you can be a turd.
It doesn’t help that he’s just
A regular guy
With no extra sort of qualities, like–
If you needed help with something practical
Like plumbing, or electric, or
Any other sort of guy stuff–
He wouldn’t be able to do it.
He’s a fucking dipshit, guy has
No ability to reason unless he’s
Getting off on it.
It doesn’t make you special to end up being
Just another guy in the world who isn’t
The brightest, and that sucks!
Trust me lol I know!