The Essence Of Preference/Crossing Swords Glory Hole
My girlfriend and I had this funny conversation last night
We were watching crossing swords
And there was this glory hole bit —
And she was like
“Wow–
I never thought about it before but
A gloryhole would be an amazing opportunity
For someone to try dick if they wanted to
Without all the rest of the man that comes with it”
I’m over here, picking up my jaw
Realizing
“Wow–
I never thought about it before
But some people think about being
On the other side, the receiving end
Of a gloryhole.”
And she was dumbfounded
She was like–
“What do you mean? Where else is there to go?”
“Lmfao excuse me
Do I need to be worried?!“
Also– honey please
I would literally never, ever
Get on my knees at some glory hole. It’s never even occurred to me
Until this conversation. So I explained–
“The only curiosity I’ve had
About glory holes, is the vulnerability it would require
To stick your dick through a hole
And hope for the best. I’d always be worried
Some asshole would cut my dick off, I mean
You’re fucking helpless!”
She’s over there like
Mmmmmm cock
And I’m like
Mmmmmmm mouth
If this isn’t the essence of preference
I don’t know what is.