The Final Member
So I somehow started watching
The final member, a documentary on hulu
About the man who created, and tends to the
Penis museum in Iceland. He has a big fan,
An American man who wants to donate his penis
Who seems, honestly–
To be a bit insane. Or perhaps just
The problem is
The guy who tends to the museum
Hates the narcissistic prick
Who is completely obsessed
With displaying and immortalizing his penis.
He sends him way too many messages
In way too much detail
About how excited he is to have a famous penis.
The Iceland guy is literally like
Wtf is this guy’s deal, leave me alone, I’ll have
This old guy’s penis instead, after he dies
Back in paradise–
The old man who promised his penis after he died
Is too ashamed
Of his tiny old man dick
To show it in a museum.
He now, seems to have
Cold feet (dick?)– if you will.
Does anyone else notice
The paradox, lmfao?
The young cocks are too into it
To be able to let go, and the
Old cocks are too obsessed
With the memory of their young cocks
To admit that they’ve shriveled.
How can any museum capture
Of a prick, especially one
As common as the one
They’re all obsessed with?
You can’t keep the youthful essence,
You can’t keep a dead erection–
You can’t ever quite put a finger on
The thing that makes men stare so longingly
At their own genitalia–
Is it the idea of the cock
Or is it something
You actually need to touch
Would it ever be enough? always stuck
Between what it could be, and what it was.
I just got to the part
Where the American finds out
That his dick won’t be the first one.
I can’t even fucking–
I can’t with this Tom Mitchell shit.
Elmo may not be the most famous penis in the world,
But I sure think this guy is a dick.