The Obvious

People seriously

Saying things like

“Where is my straight pride parade?!?”

“Where is my straight pride?!?”

Meanwhile I have become

“Straight” in the public eye

And since I have had

Friendlier neighbors

Faster, better service

Welcomed everywhere me and my

Straight-passing relationship goes.

The world has changed

Dramatically, for me

Since I started being read as

One of the majority

Instead of a minority.

I don’t have to come out as straight

And neither do you, you fucking

Narcissistic prick —

Straight is the expectation, so

Stating it is

The obvious, thing.