The Only Two Things Facebook Considers Dangerously False

I think it’s really weird

That my facebook page

Can’t post a picture that

Degrades Novak Djokovic’s name

Or that I’m not allowed to say

That Marlene Dietrich

Wasn’t arrested for wearing pants.

The kind of shit that


These facts they are checking

Seem oddly specific

I guess it’s important to know

That Marlene was in a photoshoot

But like,

Really folks–

Fake news?

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