The Only Two Things Facebook Considers Dangerously False
I think it’s really weird
That my facebook page
Can’t post a picture that
Degrades Novak Djokovic’s name
Or that I’m not allowed to say
That Marlene Dietrich
Wasn’t arrested for wearing pants.
The kind of shit that
REALLY MATTERS.
These facts they are checking
Seem oddly specific
I guess it’s important to know
That Marlene was in a photoshoot
But like,
Really folks–
Fake news?