The Richest Doctor In Kentucky

I once played a gig in town with

The richest doctor I’ve ever met

He has acres

Acres

Downtown in the poshest neighborhood

With the highest property tax

With the highest average income index

Acres

He has a six car garage

That stands separate from his house, that overlooks

His pool

He has three different music rooms.

He has four cars and

Two feet and he

Made all his money

Doing bariatric surgery —

What a rich fucking pig

Guy asked me to eat ribs at his house and

I said nothing

Just ghosted.

One of the very few times I’ve ever done such a thing.