The Richest Doctor In Kentucky
I once played a gig in town with
The richest doctor I’ve ever met
He has acres
Acres
Downtown in the poshest neighborhood
With the highest property tax
With the highest average income index
Acres
He has a six car garage
That stands separate from his house, that overlooks
His pool
He has three different music rooms.
He has four cars and
Two feet and he
Made all his money
Doing bariatric surgery —
What a rich fucking pig
Guy asked me to eat ribs at his house and
I said nothing
Just ghosted.
One of the very few times I’ve ever done such a thing.