The Straights Uhaul The Most
Idk maybe it’s just all the
Ex lesbian (current?) baggage I have
Being told I’m gonna uhaul with somebody
On a first date
Cue the laugh track…!
But straight people uhaul
More than any of us
Prolifically, to tell the truth.
It’s honestly crazy because
As a queer person
You can follow the script, or you can
You can get engaged within three-six months of dating
As a proper, normal cis hetero courtship
Or you can get engaged within three-sex months of dating
A same sex partner
And UHAUL THAT BITCH like the stereotype insists. Lmfao
Oh also don’t forget
Straight couples do not move in together
You’ve gotta have that whole
“Healthy boundaries” thing
Where you don’t find out
Anything about this motherfucker
Until you’re married
And filing for a divorce
Confused as to why your SO is a fucking asshole?!
Because you fucking
Lived separately the whole fucking time.
I can’t even.
Why is it more acceptable
To marry straight in two months
After having never slept over
After not knowing what this persons
Nightly and morning routine and
Daily life is like—
Who is uhauling again?!?!