Top Gun: Maverick was Significantly Gayer Than Bros

Did I not write about this yet? How?!

Tom cruise shooting a movie about

Tom cruise shooting a movie about

Tom cruise. Also there were planes

And tons of shirtless, half naked, wrestling dudes

Doing “army” stuff yeah okay man

Staring at each others “records” or “progress” or

Whatever the fuck metric

You call mustache guy’s tits

That movie had more naked men

Rubbing on each other

Than Bros did, and if you don’t believe me

Fucking think about it for a second.