Unfuckingbelievable

I’ve been working

A corporate job now, in a corporate setting

For almost two months

And I haven’t had

A single moment

Where I wanted to complain

About any of it.

I’ve worked at theme parks, I’ve worked

Retail, I’ve been a dog walker, I’ve

Washed cars and I’ve catered lunches

I’ve done a lot of stuff I thought was

For the dogs, but

For whatever reason

The richest friends I have

Who have never had to do

Anything like that

Think working 9-5

On a computer

Is a punishment.