Urgency

Lately I’ve been having more

Health problems I’ve had some

Odd colors in the bowl and

Worse pains all over, and I am

Often urgently headed to the toilet

I was reflecting on my transition

While shitting, and realized that

I’m definitely less patient than I used to be

But only marginally so

I think all these

Super impatient macho guys

Have just never been told that they are being rude af

Or never cared

Or that

Everyone driving too quickly

Anyone speeding through anything

Recklessly down any road

Is just urgently headed to the toilet

Like so