Using The Men’s Room Is Fucking Weird.
Hated the women’s too, can’t go back to that shit either.
Just sucks because like
I need a place to piss
And urinals are intimidating as shit.
I would get an STP but like–
What do I do afterwards–
Take it over to the sink and wash it?
What a sight that would be–
Hey guys don’t mind me I just gotta
Wash my dick off real quick otherwise it’ll drip
A little bit of pee pee into my pants, or
At the very least, smell.
I’m always gonna be a sit to pee-er
It’s how I’m built and I’ve got
No plans to reroute my urethra.
Can’t imagine suggesting such a thing in earnest, to be honest.
No shame if it worked out for you but like–
To suggest that? To everyone? Really?
Anyway, I fucking hate the men’s room.
They’re all fucking tall and huge and they have
Dicks that they can use to pee with it’s just
downright ridiculous.
Also one time I ran into a guy who knew I was trans and
He jumped!
I spooked him!
In the bathroom!
I felt so powerful and yet so ridiculous as I knew
I had to use the one stall in the room of two urinals.
I felt ridiculous because I knew
That he jumped because he was embarassed
For having peed in front of me, instinctively
It was kinda cute honestly but
I did feel, intensely
Then, and each time I brace myself before entry–
That I don’t really belong in either, and that
Gender neutral bathrooms are becoming
Less and less of a luxury.