Using The Men’s Room Is Fucking Weird.

Hated the women’s too, can’t go back to that shit either.

Just sucks because like

I need a place to piss

And urinals are intimidating as shit.

I would get an STP but like–

What do I do afterwards–

Take it over to the sink and wash it?

What a sight that would be–

Hey guys don’t mind me I just gotta

Wash my dick off real quick otherwise it’ll drip

A little bit of pee pee into my pants, or

At the very least, smell.

I’m always gonna be a sit to pee-er

It’s how I’m built and I’ve got

No plans to reroute my urethra.

Can’t imagine suggesting such a thing in earnest, to be honest.

No shame if it worked out for you but like–

To suggest that? To everyone? Really?

Anyway, I fucking hate the men’s room.

They’re all fucking tall and huge and they have

Dicks that they can use to pee with it’s just

downright ridiculous.

Also one time I ran into a guy who knew I was trans and

He jumped!

I spooked him!

In the bathroom!

I felt so powerful and yet so ridiculous as I knew

I had to use the one stall in the room of two urinals.

I felt ridiculous because I knew

That he jumped because he was embarassed

For having peed in front of me, instinctively

It was kinda cute honestly but

I did feel, intensely

Then, and each time I brace myself before entry–

That I don’t really belong in either, and that

Gender neutral bathrooms are becoming

Less and less of a luxury.