Vegan Wife, Carnivore Husband Trope

This poem is almost as

Unproductive as this:

I just

I can’t

With the

Vegan wife

Carnivore husband trope

I can’t

It’s the new

Heteronormative zone and

I can’t look anywhere

Without seeing it

All over everyone, everywhere

Like

“I’m a progressive, but

He’s red-blooded and

We don’t really care what happens to people

Who aren’t rich because

I can’t afford that kind of stress

In my life–

Have you seen my new blog?

I’m all about being vegan,

Except for my husband —

HAHAHAH.”


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