“…Wait a Minute. This Is Wrong–“/ Tell Me About It.
I was getting my pre-op physical
With my pcp before top-surgery–
And when the new nurse lady checked me in
She sat down, read my chart, and said
“…Wait a minute. This is wrong–“
Got up, and mid-gaze
Saw my big left tit
Slowly sat back down, and said
I tell you what if I hadn’t been checking in
To get them sized up for move-out-day
I’d have been upset, but now
I’m just laughing, praying they don’t
Delay due to worker shortages.
Thank god this new lady is at least
Willing to work.