“…Wait a Minute. This Is Wrong–“/ Tell Me About It.

I was getting my pre-op physical

With my pcp before top-surgery–

And when the new nurse lady checked me in

She sat down, read my chart, and said

“…Wait a minute. This is wrong–“

Got up, and mid-gaze

Saw my big left tit

Slowly sat back down, and said


I tell you what if I hadn’t been checking in

To get them sized up for move-out-day

I’d have been upset, but now

I’m just laughing, praying they don’t

Delay due to worker shortages.

Thank god this new lady is at least

Willing to work.

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