“What Is Your Idea Of Not Eating…?”
I went to the doctor and I said
“Doctor I don’t know what’s wrong–
I’ve been sick as a dog
I’ve not been eating and
I’ve had really bad diarrhea,
Constant, painful, watery diarrhea”
They said
“What is your idea of
Not eating–
Do you mean
No fried foods?
Try losing weight, it will really
Help you with that
Diarrhea”
Fun fact I went to a new doctor
Who didn’t diagnose me as
Fat, and
Gave me meds for my
IBS-d which have
Changed my life
Dramatically for the best.
I would be lying
If I didn’t mention
This Steve-o prank
As a source of my inspiration
To see a new doctor, to seek
Actual medical attention.
This fat guy
Had a shit
With such
Smooth, even consistency
I literally don’t think
I’ve ever had a poop
Look like this. Ever–
Honestly and now
I’m really frustrated
Because I think either
The movie got taken down
Or deleted
Probably because it involves
Footage of someone
Pooping straight out of their
Naked buttcheeks and asshole
Ahhh oh well
I’ll never understand
Why we censor people
Shitting, when everyone does it
And — honestly
If there was more dialogue about it
I wouldn’t have spent so many years
Shitting rivers trying to lose weight–
Shitting rivers not eating.