Wut

Wowwwwwwwe

Wowwww!!!

WOW

Ask the universe

And you shall receive

The universe.

Folks —

Don’t set limits on what you demand

I mean, don’t go invading the Ukraine

But everything else—

Fair game.

I was like

1. My boss sucks

2. I want a new job in a different place with

3. Different circumstances

I asked for it and I

Immediately received it.

Also I got a promotion…?

Since when does being

A pain in the ass

Get you a free pass…?!

Again, some things I just

Don’t need to understand.

This is one of them.